If I had bought STONK
If I had bought STONK
Dates within the last week use the minute candle — accurate to the minute of purchase.
Ready examples: $100 put into STONK
a week ago-31.2%$100 → $69
a month ago-31.9%$100 → $68
since our history starts, August 15, 2026+1439.4%$100 → $1539
Dates within the last week use the minute candle — accurate to the minute of purchase.
A year of buying STONK
Over the last 44 days STONK closed between $0.005098 (August 18, 2026) and $0.3676 (September 21, 2026). One hundred dollars put in at the low would be worth $2752 today; at the high, $38. The current price $0.1403 is above 11 of those 44 daily closes, so a purchase on a random day of that stretch would be in profit 25% of the time — fees aside.
A typical day moves STONK by 22.0%: a $1,000 position swings about $220 a day.
Low of the stretch$0.005098 · $100 → $2752
High of the stretch$0.3676 · $100 → $38
Share of profitable dates25% · 11/44
The same calculation for neighbouring instruments
Calculators for other instruments in the “meme coin” category.