If I had bought NOBODY
If I had bought NOBODY
Dates within the last week use the minute candle — accurate to the minute of purchase.
Ready examples: $100 put into NOBODY
a week ago-20.0%$100 → $80
a month ago-31.0%$100 → $69
three months ago-86.0%$100 → $14
six months ago-82.5%$100 → $18
a year ago-98.9%$100 → $1
since our history starts, September 11, 2025-99.4%$100 → $1
Dates within the last week use the minute candle — accurate to the minute of purchase.
A year of buying NOBODY
Over the last 364 days NOBODY closed between $0.0004530 (October 8, 2026) and $0.065640 (October 13, 2025). One hundred dollars put in at the low would be worth $110 today; at the high, $1. The current price $0.0004970 is above 3 of those 364 daily closes, so a purchase on a random day of that stretch would be in profit 1% of the time — fees aside.
A typical day moves NOBODY by 20.4%: a $1,000 position swings about $204 a day.
Low of the stretch$0.0004530 · $100 → $110
High of the stretch$0.065640 · $100 → $1
Share of profitable dates1% · 3/364
The same calculation for neighbouring instruments
Calculators for other instruments in the “meme coin” category.